I'm so inspired by my depression that I'm thinking of writing a musical! Yes, me! With zero knowledge in music!! How about "Corporate Whore: The Musical"? See, I've already written/plagiarised one song from the greatest musical of all time!
My favourite things
Freshly brewed coffee and snug Herman-Millers,
bright LCD panels and warm photocopiers,
FedEx-sent packages tied up with strings,
these are a few of my favourite things.
Free stationery and hot instant noodles,
Melodious printers and scanning my doodles.
Surfing the Net at superbly low pings,
these are a few of my favourite things.
Girls in tight blouses and guys with tight collars,
Lunch during meetings that don't cost a dollar,
Stealing a nap during boring meetings,
these are a few of my favourite things.
When the boss barks, when colleagues sting,
when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don't feel so bad.
My favourite things
Freshly brewed coffee and snug Herman-Millers,
bright LCD panels and warm photocopiers,
FedEx-sent packages tied up with strings,
these are a few of my favourite things.
Free stationery and hot instant noodles,
Melodious printers and scanning my doodles.
Surfing the Net at superbly low pings,
these are a few of my favourite things.
Girls in tight blouses and guys with tight collars,
Lunch during meetings that don't cost a dollar,
Stealing a nap during boring meetings,
these are a few of my favourite things.
When the boss barks, when colleagues sting,
when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don't feel so bad.
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