My over ambitious itinerary for the first three days of festive shopping, epicurean indulgences and celebratory intoxication have offended the Gods of Moderation and now I am cursed to reflect on my sins on the Throne of Massive Outletting for many times a day. As I feel my life force draining and being flushed away, I lost all appetite for revelry and will opt for a Spartan New Year celebration.
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