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...Step three: with 'bitch' drop the T,
cos 'bich' is Latin for Generousity...
- South Park's Mr Mackey from the song "It's easy, mmm'kay"


From my vantage view, I have made detailed notes on how to spot a bich.

1. Chocolates - disappear almost as quickly as they are discovered. Messy trails are usually left behind, with no instinct to cover up.

2. Vegetables and fruits - probably serves as a kind of absolution for its guilt, creating an illusion of health consciousness to throw hunters off its scent.

3. Ash - High amounts of ash mark its trails

4. Claws - All the better for posterior stabbing, marks can be seen on trunks of trees, wooden furniture and doors.

5. Snorting sounds - You can't miss it. Used as a sign of pleasure, mirth and even concurrence. Deeper than a pig's grunt, may be accompanied by guffaws.

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