And for those people who complain they cannot pronounce my adopted cat's name:
There was a cat named Oreille Noire
Who acts like some prima donna
She spits and hisses, like some bitchy missus
And met her match at the abbatoir
NO! I have no intention to send her there!! It's just that I can't find anything that rhymes with Noire!! She'll hate me for this!
Again:
There was a cat named Oreille Noire
Who loves to chew flower(s)
She likes to chase birds and hang out with turds
And drinks water from the reservoir
See? I don't have to be macabre and sick ALL the time!!
There was a cat named Oreille Noire
Who acts like some prima donna
She spits and hisses, like some bitchy missus
And met her match at the abbatoir
NO! I have no intention to send her there!! It's just that I can't find anything that rhymes with Noire!! She'll hate me for this!
Again:
There was a cat named Oreille Noire
Who loves to chew flower(s)
She likes to chase birds and hang out with turds
And drinks water from the reservoir
See? I don't have to be macabre and sick ALL the time!!
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